Cocktail Mixing T-Shirts

Celebrity Yoga.

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Angelicus alcholicus.

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

"Been there, drunk that."

"I'd like the Thanksgiving Day Special, on the rocks."

Martini I lands on the moon

Vampire Cocktail.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Good martini. My job's pressure cooker and this is my quick release valve."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Steak Ted?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis