Mocktail Mixologists T-Shirts

Work/Life Balance.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Shake! Good Dog."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Been there, drunk that."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

"A bloody Martian, please."

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."