Mocktail Mixologists Gifts

Work/Life Balance.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

"Shake! Good Dog."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"A bloody Martian, please."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Rabbit Punch

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Been there, drunk that."

Mediterranean Martini