Drink Mixologists Gifts

Tea and Coffee

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Shake! Good Dog."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."