'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'
Scientific Mixologist Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines chemistry and cocktails? Our creative range for the scientific mixologist features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who love experimenting behind the bar or just appreciate a witty twist on their favorite hobby, these products add a splash of fun and intelligence to any space.
Blue Blazer
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Join me in a Martini?
We'll have Manhattans...
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
Shaken not stirred
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
Espresso Martini Peacock
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
You're the olive in my martini
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
Mini Bar
"A bloody Martian, please."
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"Been there, drunk that."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
Rabbit Punch
'The first cocktail.'
Mediterranean Martini
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Scientific Mixologist Gifts Collection
Scientific Mixologist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the scientific mixologist—bringing humor and clever chemistry to their daily routine.
Scientific Mixologist Pillows
Find playful pillows that celebrate the art of scientific mixing—adding personality and fun to any room.
Scientific Mixologist Prints
Browse our collection of prints that highlight the joy of science and spirits—ideal for decorating a laboratory or home bar.
Scientific Mixologist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the scientific mixologist—perfect for expressing their passion with humor and style.