Scientific Mixologist T-Shirts

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

Blue Blazer

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mini Bar

"A bloody Martian, please."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Been there, drunk that."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'