Magic Mixologist T-Shirts

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

"I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, tyrosine and benzaldehyde into condensed soup."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Rabbit Punch

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?