Mixology Magician T-Shirts

"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Mini Bar

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'