"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"
Mixology Magician Mugs
Start their day with a splash of magic—our mixology magician-themed mugs bring humor and charm to their coffee or tea ritual, celebrating their flair for cocktail wizardry.
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
Join me in a Martini?
We'll have Manhattans...
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
"An everything Martini, please."
Shaken not stirred
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
Espresso Martini Peacock
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'
Baloneystini
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
Mini Bar
Join me in a Caiprinha!
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
'The first cocktail.'
"A bloody Martian, please."
Rabbit Punch
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
Mixology Magician Mugs Collection
Mixology Magician Pillows
Comfort meets creativity—check out our pillows that add a whimsical touch to any home bar or lounge area.
Mixology Magician Prints
Find inspiring and witty art prints that celebrate the art of cocktail mixing and create a captivating atmosphere in any space.
Mixology Magician T-Shirts
Looking for wearable fun? Our t-shirts are perfect for mixology enthusiasts who want to showcase their craft and sense of humor.