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"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

Olive Martini Guillotine

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Shaking dice.

Mediterranean Martini

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'What's your poison?'

The Devil's advocaat.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Margarita

Troublemakers Bar - 'St,,,stirred, not shaken,'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

Equality Bar

'It's called a 'Catatonic.' It's tonic water and catnip.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Let the good times roll.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."

"He has a very deft touch."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Trendy Drink

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Let me try — I speak bartender."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."