Mixology Lover T-Shirts

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Public Defender / Seltzer Defender

Cocktails

Cocktail time!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini