Mixology Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's from the customer at the end of the bar.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

PIna Colada