Medication Mixologist Gifts

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'