Drink Mixologist Gifts

Drinking Hats

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Shake! Good Dog."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?