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'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"A bloody Martian, please."