Medication Mixologist Mugs

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini