'Fenton, you've been stirring that coffee for ten minutes. Are you trying to insure that the hydrogen and oxygen molecules are thoroughly mixed?'
Molecular Mixologist Mugs
Celebrate their passion with a witty mug that mixes science and spirits. Perfect for coffee or cocktails, it’s a humorous nod to their scientific approach to mixology.
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
We'll have Manhattans...
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Join me in a Martini?
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
Shaken not stirred
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Espresso Martini Peacock
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"A bloody Martian, please."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
'The first cocktail.'
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Molecular Mixologist Mugs Collection
Molecular Mixologist Pillows
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Molecular Mixologist Prints
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