Molecular Mixologist Pillows

'Fenton, you've been stirring that coffee for ten minutes. Are you trying to insure that the hydrogen and oxygen molecules are thoroughly mixed?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'The first cocktail.'

Rabbit Punch