Make your own bottled water.
Chemical Mixologists Pillows
Add a touch of fun to their space with pillows featuring artwork that celebrates the quirky world of chemical mixology—comfort and humor in one stylish package.
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."
We'll have Manhattans...
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Join me in a Martini?
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
Shaken not stirred
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
Espresso Martini Peacock
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
You're the olive in my martini
The Martini is invented.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
"A bloody Martian, please."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Rabbit Punch
'The first cocktail.'
Mediterranean Martini
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Blue Blazer Cocktail.
Chemical Mixologists Pillows Collection
Chemical Mixologists Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find a hilarious and stylish selection tailored for chemical mixologists who love to start their day with a smile.
Chemical Mixologists Prints
View our prints collection to add some humorous and inspiring artwork to your favorite lab or bar area, celebrating chemical mixology.
Chemical Mixologists T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for enthusiasts who enjoy mixing science and spirits—fun styles that spark conversation and showcase their passion.