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rich woman on horseback

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"It would be even lonelier if you weren't at the top."

'It's times like this when I ask myself 'what would Oprah do'?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita