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"I don't know what happened. I usually carry enough money around to make myself feel superior."

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita