Cocktail Drinking Prints

"I don't know what happened. I usually carry enough money around to make myself feel superior."

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."