Cocktail Culture T-Shirts

"God, they were fun then - women."

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Wine Lady

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita