Cocktail Events T-Shirts

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.