Cocktail Events T-Shirts

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.