Cocktail Gatherings T-Shirts

"My name is Jean. I'll be your downer for the evening."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

"An everything Martini, please."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'