Cocktail Gatherings Gifts

"My name is Jean. I'll be your downer for the evening."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'