Cocktail Gifts

"This martini in canonical."

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"I had a 10-hour flight with a hangover in Frankfurt."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"I love this time of day."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita