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"This martini in canonical."

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"I had a 10-hour flight with a hangover in Frankfurt."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."