Cocktail Lounges T-Shirts

A chip off the old block...

'No, but if you hum a few bars...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Cat Nip.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.