Cocktail Bar Owner T-Shirts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub