Cocktail Master T-Shirts

Join me in a Martini?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock