Cocktail Master T-Shirts

Join me in a Martini?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.