Mocktail Maestro T-Shirts

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

A Good Batch.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Pull the udder one

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

The Gong

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

How to wear a false moustache.

Bach Doubles

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Higher milk production

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I love eating out.'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Work/Life Balance.