Milkshake Master T-Shirts

"I can't remember which milkshake it was, but it was the one that brought all the boys to the yard."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

A Tit for Tat.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

Milkshake Shortage

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Higher milk production

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'