Milkshake Master Gifts

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Strawberry Shake

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

Milkshake Shortage

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'I love eating out.'

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).