Milkshake Lover Gifts

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

"You finished yours already?"

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Strawberry Shake

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Spilled Milk

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

The statue of Lactity.

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'