Shake Lover Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Banana Smoothie

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Motor-blender.

"More cake?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Milkshake Shortage

Beauty shop

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Fruit Smoothie

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Shaker Timeouts

'No whey, Jose!'

How milkshakes are made