Shake Lover Gifts

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Banana Smoothie

'How now, brown cow?'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

Protein Powder Irony

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Motor-blender.

"More cake?"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Beauty shop

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Milkshake Shortage

Fruit Smoothie

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'No whey, Jose!'