Protein Shake Lover Gifts

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Banana Smoothie

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Protein Powder Irony

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"More cake?"

The Wonder Gym.

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Fruit Smoothie

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Milkshake Shortage

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'No whey, Jose!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'