Shake Enthusiasts Gifts

Weapons of mass lactation

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Banana Smoothie

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Let's shake on it.

Protein Powder Irony

Oh you smoothie

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"More cake?"

The Wonder Gym.

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Fruit Smoothie

Milkshake Shortage

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

How milkshakes are made

Bananas eye the blender