Milkshake Enthusiast Gifts

Never give a cow a giant straw.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Milkshake Shortage

"Shake! Good dog."

'Separate bills please.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Cat drinking Milk at Diner Counter.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Why diet milkshakes work.

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'

How milkshakes are made

"I go here all the time."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Strawberry Shake

'How now, brown cow?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'