Milkshake Aficionado Gifts

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Listen to me good: I don't sell soy milkshakes!"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Spilled Milk

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

Milkshake Shortage

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

The statue of Lactity.

The miracle of genetic engineering

'Miaow??'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

How milkshakes are made

"I'll have a latte - hold the coffee."

Bananas eye the blender

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

COWS: Cow Blackmail