Milkshake Aficionado Gifts

'How now, brown cow?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Listen to me good: I don't sell soy milkshakes!"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Spilled Milk

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

The statue of Lactity.

Milkshake Shortage

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

The miracle of genetic engineering

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'Miaow??'

COWS: Cow Blackmail

'Skim milk.'