Smoothie Aficionado Gifts

Bananas eye the blender

Occu-Pie Mars

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'No ice.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pi Ala Mode.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Shaken not stirred

Ice Cream Dreams.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.