Soft Drink Aficionado Gifts

Coke and Pepsi

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"We won!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."