Sugary Drink Enthusiast Gifts

Won't kill you

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

Chocs away.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Patissier

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."