Sugary Drink Enthusiast Gifts

Won't kill you

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Chocolate Shop

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'The King of what?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Patissier

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.