Sugar Enthusiasts Gifts

'I find you guilty of driving under the influence of high blood glucose.'

Sugar production

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"It's not Saline, it's sugar!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Patissier

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Bear at a vending machine

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'