Young Sugar Enthusiast Gifts

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Patissier

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'