Sugar Science Enthusiast Gifts

"Somebody ordered fifty-seven thousand tiny cups of sugar water."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Chocolate Shop

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Patissier

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Shark with fish lollipops

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'