Sugar Savvy Gifts

"Well appointed, a good child catchment area, and no sugar tax worries."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"I just..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Champagne

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Bored Baker

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'