Sugar Strategist Gifts

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Bored Baker

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Chez Nous Menu

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"