Sugar Strategist Pillows

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Bored Baker

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Chez Nous Menu

"Too much sugar."

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

Only One Item or Fewer.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Supermarket Merge

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."