Sugar Level Strategist Pillows

"Sergio, to help you manage your diabetes, I'm changing meal plans."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Bored Baker

'Will you make the final table?'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Here's my quarterly report."

"Go human."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Cheating on the Scales.

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"Don't look left or right!"

'....Ahem, Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to have a few words with you.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

"Harold, I think your obsession about your weight is getting out of hand!"

Supply and Demand.

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"